garretelliot ([info]garretelliot) wrote,
@ 2005-12-06 21:12:00
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Current mood:Wicked
Current music:Jersey Girl by Tom Waits

It Had To Be Done
I've notice several friends have done the letter to Santa so I had to do this one.

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In November, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon [info]cat_of_dreams (65 points). In August, I rescued [info]leighblack from being sacrificed (-200 points). In May, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In October, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In February, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In July, I sacrificed [info]jordangirl to Cthulhu (500 points).

In short, I have been very good (480 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.


Your humble and obedient servant,
garretelliot


Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!

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[info]vertical_chaos
2005-12-07 02:22 am UTC (link)
Hey! Why did I have to be sacrificed???

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[info]garretelliot
2005-12-07 04:13 am UTC (link)
Well, see it goes like this, Cthulhu is a closet W/J shipper and well I really didn't want to but he said I could sacrifice you or never write smut again and well it was a really hard decision but I'm sure you would have done the same for me.

This is no way means that I don't love you, but c'mon, no more smut, I mean what was I supposed to do?

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[info]vertical_chaos
2005-12-07 04:30 am UTC (link)
Ah. Ok.

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[info]garretelliot
2005-12-07 06:48 am UTC (link)
I knew you'd understand, after all nothing should come between the serious smut writer and her craft. lol

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Ugh
[info]kaeleighjustice
2005-12-09 12:52 pm UTC (link)
I'm not even going to tell you mine. I'm WAY in the negatives :) And apparently been a VERY bad girl :)

Me!!! BAD!!?!?! Naughty???? NEVER!!!

hehehehe

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[info]garretelliot
2005-12-09 03:41 pm UTC (link)
Okay so if you're negative on the Cthulu scale then you're a bad girl for being good? Or is that a good girl for being bad or bad for being bad or maybe good for being good or is it a left turn? That's right........

My head hurts now, I think I'll go lay down for a while.

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