garretelliot ([info]garretelliot) wrote,
@ 2005-12-06 21:12:00
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Current mood:Wicked
Current music:Jersey Girl by Tom Waits

It Had To Be Done
I've notice several friends have done the letter to Santa so I had to do this one.

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In November, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon [info]cat_of_dreams (65 points). In August, I rescued [info]leighblack from being sacrificed (-200 points). In May, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In October, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In February, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In July, I sacrificed [info]jordangirl to Cthulhu (500 points).

In short, I have been very good (480 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.


Your humble and obedient servant,
garretelliot


Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!



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[info]vertical_chaos
2005-12-07 04:30 am UTC (link)
Ah. Ok.

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[info]garretelliot
2005-12-07 06:48 am UTC (link)
I knew you'd understand, after all nothing should come between the serious smut writer and her craft. lol

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