garretelliot ([info]garretelliot) wrote,
@ 2005-12-06 21:12:00
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Current mood:Wicked
Current music:Jersey Girl by Tom Waits

It Had To Be Done
I've notice several friends have done the letter to Santa so I had to do this one.

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In November, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon [info]cat_of_dreams (65 points). In August, I rescued [info]leighblack from being sacrificed (-200 points). In May, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In October, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In February, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In July, I sacrificed [info]jordangirl to Cthulhu (500 points).

In short, I have been very good (480 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.


Your humble and obedient servant,
garretelliot


Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!



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Ugh
[info]kaeleighjustice
2005-12-09 12:52 pm UTC (link)
I'm not even going to tell you mine. I'm WAY in the negatives :) And apparently been a VERY bad girl :)

Me!!! BAD!!?!?! Naughty???? NEVER!!!

hehehehe

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Re: Ugh
[info]garretelliot
2005-12-09 03:41 pm UTC (link)
Okay so if you're negative on the Cthulu scale then you're a bad girl for being good? Or is that a good girl for being bad or bad for being bad or maybe good for being good or is it a left turn? That's right........

My head hurts now, I think I'll go lay down for a while.

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